Tough Love for Your New Charm
Let's be clear: this keychain is for accessorizing your life, not for:
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Bag Stuffing (Chicken-with-its-Head-Cut-Off Style)
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Table-Slamming (Plot-Twist-Induced Fury)
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General Mayhem
It's a sturdy yet sophisticated piece. Handle with a little love, and it'll be your loyal sidekick for years to come!
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Do: Attach to keys or bag for fabulous, everyday use.
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Don't: Throw loose into bags or use as a stress-relief tool.